Thursday, March 31, 2011

Help I’ve Lost Control of My Life, or The Story of How I Ended Up Licking Ice Cream Off of My Homework

So I was eating ice cream at the computer desk at 2 in the morning.
And I put a spoonful to my mouth and did this nifty little trick where I completely miss my mouth and just end up smooshing it into my face.
But some of it dripped onto a paper on the desk in front of me and I thought to myself  "Oh no big deal I’ll just throw it away!"
But it turned out that the paper was my homework so I ended up licking the ice cream off of it and shuffling some papers around so that you couldn’t see the stain when I turn it in.

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